Nitwit

blubber. oddment. tweak.


Reblogged from partybarackisinthehousetonight

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

aren’t we all just Toys in this Story we call life

(via timeywimeyball)

Reblogged from mrscalypsojackson

mrscalypsojackson:

*gasps like a white girl when a thousand miles comes on*

(via striderkid)

Reblogged from jaclcfrost

jaclcfrost:

image

spike and dimitri are twins

image

and i don’t know who they’re related to

image

neither do we

go on

(via disney-pixars)

Reblogged from dudeufugly

“Can you give us any hints about Sherlock?”

deeperstateofmind:

waitfortheawesomeness:

dudeufugly:

imageimagethank you Benedict! big help!

Really? I thought they were changing the name of the show to John

image

the amount of sass in this fandom is inspiring

(via teashoesandhair)

Reblogged from lampsarepeopletoo

lampsarepeopletoo:

lampsarepeopletoo:

wow never eat 6 brownies in a row because your mind gets fudged up 

GET IT? FUDGED UP? BECAUSE FUDGE IS IN BROWNIES? HAHAHAHAHAHA THERE IS SO MUCH COMEDY IN THE WORLD HAHAHAHAHAHA please love me

Reblogged from anarcho-queer
ai-yo:

agramisbetterthanadamn:

maebugrunswithlions:

anarcho-queer:

Elderly Pakistani Man Stabbed To Death After Leaving Mosque In Birmingham
A 75-year-old man stabbed to death yards from his home may have been targeted in a racially motivated attack, according to police.
Mohammed Saleem, who used a walking stick, was stabbed three times in the back as he returned home from prayers at his local mosque in Small Heath, Birmingham, on Monday night.
The blows were struck with such violence they penetrated to the front of his body.
The father of seven also had no defensive wounds in what has been described as a swift, vicious and cowardly attack by the man leading the murder investigation, Detective Superintendent Mark Payne of West Midlands police.
Officers want to trace a white man, aged 25-32, of medium height and build, spotted on CCTV footage running near the scene of the attack around the time it happened, just before 10.30pm.
Police also want to trace a seven-seat people carrier captured on CCTV, driving near the mosque with the two male occupants, both white and in their 30s, who are considered “significant witnesses”.
In an emotional family appeal on Thursday, two of Saleem’s daughters, Shazia Khan, 45, and Nazia Maqsood, 44, called for the attackers to hand themselves in. They tearfully described their father as a “widely respected member of the community” and “much-loved”.


For just a minute, can we talk about how fucking broadcasted this would be if it was a Christian walking out of church?

The dictionary definition of terrorism states it is “The unlawful use or threatened use of force or violence by a person or an organized group against people or property with the intention of intimidating or coercing societies or governments, often for ideological or political reasons.”
So why aren’t anti-Muslim or anti-immigrant attacks ever referred to as terrorist attacks? They seem to fit the dictionary definition perfectly.

thank you

ai-yo:

agramisbetterthanadamn:

maebugrunswithlions:

anarcho-queer:

Elderly Pakistani Man Stabbed To Death After Leaving Mosque In Birmingham

A 75-year-old man stabbed to death yards from his home may have been targeted in a racially motivated attack, according to police.

Mohammed Saleem, who used a walking stick, was stabbed three times in the back as he returned home from prayers at his local mosque in Small Heath, Birmingham, on Monday night.

The blows were struck with such violence they penetrated to the front of his body.

The father of seven also had no defensive wounds in what has been described as a swift, vicious and cowardly attack by the man leading the murder investigation, Detective Superintendent Mark Payne of West Midlands police.

Officers want to trace a white man, aged 25-32, of medium height and build, spotted on CCTV footage running near the scene of the attack around the time it happened, just before 10.30pm.

Police also want to trace a seven-seat people carrier captured on CCTV, driving near the mosque with the two male occupants, both white and in their 30s, who are considered “significant witnesses”.

In an emotional family appeal on Thursday, two of Saleem’s daughters, Shazia Khan, 45, and Nazia Maqsood, 44, called for the attackers to hand themselves in. They tearfully described their father as a “widely respected member of the community” and “much-loved”.






For just a minute, can we talk about how fucking broadcasted this would be if it was a Christian walking out of church?

The dictionary definition of terrorism states it is “The unlawful use or threatened use of force or violence by a person or an organized group against people or property with the intention of intimidating or coercing societies or governments, often for ideological or political reasons.”

So why aren’t anti-Muslim or anti-immigrant attacks ever referred to as terrorist attacks? They seem to fit the dictionary definition perfectly.

thank you

(via bbanditt)

Reblogged from the-togami-conglomerate
  • Tumblr: we're so smart intellectual not like those idiots on Facebook no were so smart college kids science and big words we read books
  • Tumblr: omg did u no u can get infinite chocolate whenu cut it a certain way dd u know girls w/ purple eyes never have to shave or get perids did u know spiders will bite u in te butt on toilets lol it's true I read it on the Internet
Reblogged from epiicer

epiicer:

If you say “old sport” three times in front of your mirror Gatsby will appear and awkwardly hit on your wife

(via ponyboyismyhomeboy)

Reblogged from bromines

(Source: bromines, via laughcentre)

Reblogged from bryko